Sunday joke: material damage

Guys, as you know I've been painting all day long, so I really don't have the energy to write about an original blog top. (I hope this painting job willl be finished before Christmas!!! - We're only the two of us and don't have anyone to help us)

So here is another joke:

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"