The Sunday joke

Don't know if you heard it, but a wild animal park in Belgium just got two panda's on loan from the Chinese government. What a spectacle was made of it! Even the Prime Minister was there to make a speech....

So I thought why not post a joke about panda's today? So here goes:

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”