In honor of the World Cup – here are some soccer jokes to keep your spirits up (even if your team is down).
(Definition: Soccer is a game consisting of 22 skilled players, one impartial referee, two eagle eyed referee’s assistants and one stupid ball.)
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why should you not play sports in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: She was tired of being kicked around.
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
Q: How did the field get all wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.