Little Johnny and a lesson in government...
A teacher was
teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one
day, she told her her students to ask their parents what government is.
Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what government
thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the President,
your mom is Congress, our maid is the work force, you are the People and your
baby brother is the Future.''
don't get it'' responded Little Johnny.
you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said his father.
then...good night'' said Little Jonny and he went off to bed.
In the middle of the
night, he was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his
baby brother's crib and found his baby brother had taken a crap in his
diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help.
When he got to
his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents
were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad
wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's
room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was
surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I
understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress
is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of