I don't have a lot of time today, so I'll just share a joke which I heard while being on the train. Next to us were a couple of lawyers, and they were making jokes about their profession. Here's one I remember:
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.