As I've spent the entire day painting our hallway (up to the attic!) and don't have time (or energy) to come up with an original post, I thought I could share a joke about painting.
John was going around door to door looking for chores to do. He went to this house where an old man lived and the old man had a chore for him.
He said he would pay John 50 dollars if he painted his porch in the back. John said ok and got to work.
One hour and thirty two minutes later he came out and told the old man he was done. The old man paid him and as John was walking away he said:
"By the way its not a Porsche.... its a Lincoln."