Due to the fact I don't have a lot of spare time on weekends, here's just a short joke to cheer up your Sunday:
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to their next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps out of the bed and says: "I've had enough of this!"
She goes downstairs and stays away for quite some time.
When she finally returns to the bedroom, her husband remarks: "That dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
And she answers: "I put it in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"