Sometimes you read funny things in a newspaper. This morning, I had to laugh about the following article - a bunch of quotes right out of the book 'Flaters in het reistheater' by Mario De Wilde. In this books he quotes telephone calls to touroperators and other travel bureaus. Sometimes it looks like going on a holiday is also a bit of suffering...
Here's a taste of the funny stuff.
I have been spending three days in Sydney, and yet I haven't seen one kangaroo in the city center...
I bought a Rayban in Hongkong for 4 Euro. Only now I see it's a fake.
I was bitten by a mosquito. The travel brochure did not mention mosquitoes in this area.
I've never seen so many migrants at work in our hotel in Tunesia!
The beach was too sandy. We had to wash our feet when we returned to our room.
Nobody had told us there would be fish in the water. Our kids were scared to death.
We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers. They were all Spanish.
I took an all-in holiday for the first time and I gained 5 kilogram. You should have warned me!
When we take a cruise on the Nile, can we leave from Zeebrugge (= harbour town in Belgium, at the North Sea)?
We booked a room with two seperate bed. We got a double instead. I hold you responsible for the fact I'm pregnant!