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Sunday, June 7, 2015

Sunday tennis fun

With the Roland Garos' Men's Final going on, why not post some funny quotes about tennis? Here goes:

Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A tennis ball.

Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: They don't like getting close to the net.

Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: "See you round.."

Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
A: To them, "Love" means nothing.

Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.

Q: What do you call a competitive tennis player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!

Q: What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
A: Who's making all the racquet?

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q: Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?
A: Because you might get arrested


And a little joke....

A middle management executive has to take on some sport, by his doctor's orders, so he decides to play tennis.
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. "It's going fine, " the manager says.
"When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, 'To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!'"
"Really? What happens then?" the secretary asks.
"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? You must be kidding!"

Have a nice Sunday!!

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