Google+ Followers

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

It's so hot that...

With this tropical temperatures, I thought why not crack a couple of jokes?

It's so hot that...

* the cows are giving evoporated milk
* the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs
* hot water now comes out of both taps
* the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper
* the trees are whisling for the dogs
* Satan decided to have a day off
* you can make instant sun tea
* when the temperature drops under 25° Celsius, you actually feel a shiver!
* you learn that a car seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron
* your dream house is anywhere on either North or South Pole

Can you warm yourselves???

No comments:

Post a Comment