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Sunday, November 17, 2013

A laugh for Sunday

It's becoming a ritual, so here's this Sunday's joke. I once used to live in Germany too, working for the army, so that's why.

After an overnight flight to meet her husband at his latest military assignment, a mother wearily arriv├ęs at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with her nine chldren - all under age 11.

Collecting their many suitcases, the ten of them enter the cramped customs area. A young customs official is watching the entourage in disbelief.

"Ma'am," he says, "do all these children and this Luggage belong to you?"

"Yes, sir," the mother answers with a sigh. "They're all mine."

The customs agent begins his interrogation: "Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?"

"Sir," the mother calmly replies, "if I'd hve any of those items, I would have used them by now."

  

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