First of all, to all American readers: Happy Thanksgiving - and don't overdo on the turkey! Hope you enjoy this day with all your family and friends and that you have a good time.
Perhaps these can make your day even better:
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their AGE!
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: "If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!"
Q: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
A: It simply wants to run away.
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
Q: What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
A: To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
A: Pilgrimage
Hello everyone! I'm a writer of historical fiction next to being a pensioned teacher. I like to share my views on life and actuality, along with bringing you interviews with bestselling authors and guest blogs.
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