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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween Fun

First of all, happy Halloween to all who read this! Have fun tonight and don't get spooked...


To increase the fun, here are a couple of Q&A's around the topic of Halloween:

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.


Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!


Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!

Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!

Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.

Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
A: Mummies!

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